babyvampjessicahamby:

…Does she really taste that good?

She does.

(Source: monsieuremilie)

uh, right. 

sookiestackhousetb:

Uh, Eric. You told me last year when you were tryin’ to protect me from a big bad werewolf that you got all over my carpet.

I did? I thought I only told you about operation werewolf. 

uh, right. 

sookiestackhousetb:

So I’ve noticed. At least you know she’s loyal to you though. I mean, she wouldn’t hate me for no reason… I’d hope. Or maybe she would. I can’t say I know Pam all that well. But I don’t know what you were like when you were human either. Only that you had a run in with Russell…

Yes. Fiercely loyal. Who told you that? I never talk about this.

uh, right. 

sookiestackhousetb:

A lot like you used to be or like you are now? I don’t think she likes me a whole lot. I guess that’s sorta my fault though.

Both, to be honest. She reminded me a lot of myself when I was human. Oh, don’t worry about it. Pam is… difficult at times.

uh, right. 

sookiestackhousetb:

Yeah, *shudders remembering diann and maclom* I won’t be forgetting about nests anytime soon. So, why did you pick Pam then?

Many reasons. Mostly because she is a lot like me.

uh, right. 

sookiestackhousetb:

That sounds kinda lonely. But I guess vampires like not bein’ around a whole lot of people? Or is that just personal preference?

There are covens and nests, of course. But it turns us more feral. Godric kept me away from those in the beginning. Later on we were with a few, but it never lasted long. I am guessing it just is personal preference.

uh, right. 

sookiestackhousetb:

But you’ve been a vampire for like, a thousand years, right? Why haven’t you made anyone else?

I was fine on my own. And with Godric. I didn’t need anything or anyone else.

uh, right. 

sookiestackhousetb:

Well, I’m glad you can’t glamour me either. Most of the time. Sometimes I wish I could just forget things. Okay. Well… Is Pam the only one you’ve turned into a vampire? Or do you have like, seventeen children runnin’ around somewhere?

Understandable. No, Pam is the only one. 

uh, right. 

sookiestackhousetb:

Oh. I guess sometimes I forget y’all can do that. I suppose it could be worse, though stealin’ isn’t exactly lovely. Anyway, do I get to ask more questions?

I’m glad that I cannot glamour you, though. Makes me work for what I want. It’s a challenge. Sure, ask away.

uh, right. 

sookiestackhousetb:

Are you surprised that I can ask a decent question? Right. Legal. I’m not sure I even want to know how you got it before.

Hm, I shouldn’t be. And it’s not that bad, believe me. A little glamouring here and there gets you very far.